every friday reviews

hey guys. so I'm now doing the every Friday of every week. so your not disappointed and i keep my fingers active. so any ways here is whats gonna go down im gonna make both videos and blogs videos Saturday and blogs Friday like i said. so just for comic relief for now here is a AVGN video. so also check out my twitter and my YouTube. both usernames are ninjaburger21.














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fosters home for imaginary freinds (GBA)

welcome to the wonderful world of magic! hey guys me again retro game kid giving you a new review that is long over due. especially in terms that i haven't posted anything like all year so sorry about that but im reviving the blog so expect for more reviews. anyways to this game. its basically metroid but with huge twists and its based on the popular cartoon series that i personally loved (R.I.P good television 1999-2009) but with these aside i thought the game could have some better AI cause sewiouswii i couldn't pass the second puffing level of that dumb game cause the characters you were not controlling would always find a way to piss you off, and also wheres Wilt, Eduardo, and Coco. Again with the two year old talk but sewiouswii! as far as i know they aren't playable. WTF IS WRONG WITH THE GAME DESIGNERS!!!! I mean i know at the time it was just a limited amount of space on the cartridge but that is no reason for them to not put any other but two f%^$#@!& playable characters. but in all this game has good ideas and not afraid to show it but the the game is not sexy and it knows it. I give it 2 STARS out of 5

   This is Blooregard Q. Kazoo                                                                 This Mac and a giant chicken leg

mother 3

hello fans of video games sorry, that this did not have any wording in a while but here it is. mother 3 the third game in the mother series that is very popular in japan and is probably known to you as earth bound two. remember my earthbound review, and this game is pretty much that but with a new cast,story and battle physics. (A.K.A musical battle.) this installment is very heart felt and awesome. but it also has a monkey, dinosaurs and a f****** cowboy! overall this is a game that everyone would love although its an RPG. i give it 5 STARS out of 5 : )

yoshie's island

hello readers. today we are reviewing the hit snes/gba game yoshies island. a super prequal that tells about the tale of baby mario. bassically a stork is carring both baby mario and luigi but kamek comes along and makes thestork drops them both. kamek caught luigi and brought him to bowsers castle. and mario is dropped onto an island called, well you know. the yoshie's help mario to save his brother. this game is a lasting mario classic which even got a sequal on the ds. anyone with a snes, gba, or ds should get this game and maybe any spin off title for it. this game so so great it gets 5 STARS out of 5.    : )

Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion

do have a XBOX 360. if you do you should have this game. you can make your own characters with Great detail and a great expansion of races to choose from . there is also special perks to each race. you can even buy weapons and armor to make him look cooler. it also has one of the best story lines ever in a video game since mother 2. there are many quests and its in a first person view. over all this is a great game that every one should have. i give it 5 STARS out of 5.

(p.s. i will be making a modern review blog called the rad games reviews.)

Fire Emblem

hello readers around the world im the retro gamekid a new generation talking about the old. t odays subect is on the gameboy advance game Fire Emblem. a fun tactics rpg with a dungeons and dagons feel to it. it gets really addicting too. ive played this game for hours on end and no regrets really overall good game that keeps your mind motivated to keep going. this game is so awesome i would even recomend this game to casual gamers. this game is sogreat it gets 6 STARS out of 5.

                                                                                                                                                                                               it took these pics with visualboy advance gba emulater

TOP GUN

hello readers around the world i'm the retro game kid a new generation talking about the old, today's subject is top gun a game for the NES that was based off a movie ( or was it a movie based on a game? ) that was a  good idea but a bad game. some reasons why its bad is because one your constantly waiting for enemies and two the special sequences are TOO F****ING HARD!!! and the worst part is its only got three levels i've checked only three f****ing levels. what were they thinking, i mean honestly were they too lazy to even try to make a good game instead of this shitfest of faggot. this game gets 0 STARS out of 5.  : (