fosters home for imaginary freinds (GBA)

welcome to the wonderful world of magic! hey guys me again retro game kid giving you a new review that is long over due. especially in terms that i haven't posted anything like all year so sorry about that but im reviving the blog so expect for more reviews. anyways to this game. its basically metroid but with huge twists and its based on the popular cartoon series that i personally loved (R.I.P good television 1999-2009) but with these aside i thought the game could have some better AI cause sewiouswii i couldn't pass the second puffing level of that dumb game cause the characters you were not controlling would always find a way to piss you off, and also wheres Wilt, Eduardo, and Coco. Again with the two year old talk but sewiouswii! as far as i know they aren't playable. WTF IS WRONG WITH THE GAME DESIGNERS!!!! I mean i know at the time it was just a limited amount of space on the cartridge but that is no reason for them to not put any other but two f%^$#@!& playable characters. but in all this game has good ideas and not afraid to show it but the the game is not sexy and it knows it. I give it 2 STARS out of 5

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mother 3

hello fans of video games sorry, that this did not have any wording in a while but here it is. mother 3 the third game in the mother series that is very popular in japan and is probably known to you as earth bound two. remember my earthbound review, and this game is pretty much that but with a new cast,story and battle physics. (A.K.A musical battle.) this installment is very heart felt and awesome. but it also has a monkey, dinosaurs and a f****** cowboy! overall this is a game that everyone would love although its an RPG. i give it 5 STARS out of 5 : )

yoshie's island

hello readers. today we are reviewing the hit snes/gba game yoshies island. a super prequal that tells about the tale of baby mario. bassically a stork is carring both baby mario and luigi but kamek comes along and makes thestork drops them both. kamek caught luigi and brought him to bowsers castle. and mario is dropped onto an island called, well you know. the yoshie's help mario to save his brother. this game is a lasting mario classic which even got a sequal on the ds. anyone with a snes, gba, or ds should get this game and maybe any spin off title for it. this game so so great it gets 5 STARS out of 5.    : )

Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion

do have a XBOX 360. if you do you should have this game. you can make your own characters with Great detail and a great expansion of races to choose from . there is also special perks to each race. you can even buy weapons and armor to make him look cooler. it also has one of the best story lines ever in a video game since mother 2. there are many quests and its in a first person view. over all this is a great game that every one should have. i give it 5 STARS out of 5.

(p.s. i will be making a modern review blog called the rad games reviews.)

Fire Emblem

hello readers around the world im the retro gamekid a new generation talking about the old. t odays subect is on the gameboy advance game Fire Emblem. a fun tactics rpg with a dungeons and dagons feel to it. it gets really addicting too. ive played this game for hours on end and no regrets really overall good game that keeps your mind motivated to keep going. this game is so awesome i would even recomend this game to casual gamers. this game is sogreat it gets 6 STARS out of 5.

                                                                                                                                                                                               it took these pics with visualboy advance gba emulater

TOP GUN

hello readers around the world i'm the retro game kid a new generation talking about the old, today's subject is top gun a game for the NES that was based off a movie ( or was it a movie based on a game? ) that was a  good idea but a bad game. some reasons why its bad is because one your constantly waiting for enemies and two the special sequences are TOO F****ING HARD!!! and the worst part is its only got three levels i've checked only three f****ing levels. what were they thinking, i mean honestly were they too lazy to even try to make a good game instead of this shitfest of faggot. this game gets 0 STARS out of 5.  : (

Chrono Trigger

hello readers around the world I'm the retro game kid a new generation talking about the old generation today's topic ChronoTrigger a fun RPG styled game involving time travel and various amounts of playable characters. it starts with a boy named Chrono who is going to a fair to meet his friend when he bumps into a girl who wears an amulet. the amulet takes them both back in time to defeat an evil wizard. overall good story line a good cast of enemies and hilarious script but was not apriciated do to no liking rpgs that much so this game gets 4 STARS out of 5.

nintendo gameboy

hello readers around the world I'm the retro game kid a new generation talking about the old generation today's topic the nintendo gameboy. the Nintendo game boy was Nintendo's answer to segas and many other companies handheld consoles and it wasn't a complete failure with its monochrome display and its difficult  but a deeper look reveals great game play and a feature game installed which is tetris.  but its most memorable thing was its accessories. it had a camera, a printer, a game enhancer called the handy boy it was just impossible to count all of them but this thing is a starter pokemon in the evolution of handheld gaming and it deserves a 4 STARS out of 5 : )

p.s. keep gaming kids. 

Super Mario Bros.

hello readers im the retro game kid a new gen. talking about the old gen todays subject super mario bros. we wont just be talking about the original but we'll be talking about the triligy for the nes. lets start with the first, a fun side scrolling game thats a classic and probally owned by any nes or wii owner. its fairly simple gameplay and its challenge level are just a couple of reasons why this was a instant classic. now number 2 on the other hand was fun as well included all the characters ( exept bowser) as playable. but the thing with this was it was a american port of a game called doki doki panikku now im actualy proud they ported with a different name and characters because of wierd objects and items. and mario bros. 3 is a fun sidescroller ( wait, havent i heard this before.) its gameplay was very secretive with the warp zones. this installment as well as 2 had the option to go back which is cool. and as a bonus later nintendo gave us super revamps of the bros in 16 bits and better backrounds and included the japenese realese of mario 2 but kept it a secret as they called it super mario bros. the lost levels. in the end these games brought fame to nintendo which calls for a 5 STARS out of 5 : )

EarthBound / Mother 2

hello readers around the world my name is the retro game kid a new gen. telling bout the old gen. today's subject is about earthbound or as its known in japan mother two. this topic is generally very controversial because while most people think this was when they wanted to give USA a good RPG but others think that we got it because it was a game that was never released. i wont tell you what i think but a thing i do know is that if it was only given to japan its either 2 things really good or really bad. and personally i think we ere just left out because we only got number 2 which means we didn't get the first one which is just STUPID AS HELL!! its not like we haven't had RPG's on the NES we just didn't get good RPG's like mother but there was a emulator release called Earthbound Zero which although never made it to a console release is available to your PC or mac. although we got a good RPG for once, it still failed because of high prices and an unknown company endorsement called ape let alone its ad campaign it stinks but this game gets 5 STARS out of 5 : )

p.s. FUZZY PICKLES!!